So, I was thinking of a title for a new story. And, well, it would be a diary story so I came up with the word Diaryetic as in, diary-etic.

Wait, it gets worse.

The full title that popped into my head was going to be The Diaryetic Courtship of Pinkie Pie.

Yeah....

Chocolate rain anyone?

I swear I remember changing buckets to fuckets a few days after posting the story, but I guess I either didn’t save it or I was hallucinating. Either way: fuck you, fuck me, fuck apples, fuck trees.